Crop circle debunking
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Background Story
I have a friend who keeps telling me about all this UFO and crop circle stuff: while we're working, while we're golfing, and he's even emailed me about it several times. First I typed up several reasoned, logical responses that I decided not to send, then I completely over-reacted and committed the following act of lawnsmanship:
The Original Provocation
He dared to disturb my slumber.
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July 22, 2010 6:51 PM From: Conspiracy Guy To: Lew Subject: crop circles, and the disclosure project. ok, so some crop circles are made by humans:
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My Unreasonable Response
No, the dates aren't wrong, it really did take 30 days between these to come up with the idea and to grow enough grass.
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August 22, 2010 6:40 PM From: Lew To: Conspiracy Guy Subject: RE: crop circles, and the disclosure project.
Thank you for sending me this email, at first I laughed at it but then I actually read it and all the links you sent me, which made me question my position that crop circles are a man-made hoax. I still wasn't convinced but this weekend something changed.
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pwn3d
I was hoping for rage but hilarity will do.
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August 22, 2010 8:01 PM From: Conspiracy Guy To: Lew Subject: RE: crop circles, and the disclosure project. LOL, nice work Lew, the crop circle itself is hilarious, I'd say either the grays or the palatians did it. Phil Schneider might have some insight... I can possible come down tomorrow to take a look, nice job! :) |
Called in an Air Strike
Had a plane do a flyover to get aerial pics. Continued my harassment campaign.
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August 27, 2010 12:21 PM From: Lew To: Conspiracy Guy Subject: RE: crop circles, and the disclosure project. It's been 5 days since this incident and you still haven't come down to help me investigate this unexplained but clearly extra-terrestrial phenomenon. I'm beginning to think you're a UFO poser, sure you talk a good game about UFOs and Crop Circles but when it comes time to investigate phenomenon you're on the bench while I'm out here at bat. By now all the magnetic resonances, electromagnetic fields, radiation, and all the other evidence you've told me about crop circles has probably dissipated, we'd be lucky to find so much as a molecule of U-238 out there at this point. Maybe that's why there's so little proof about this stuff, when push comes to shove you UFO-ologists can't be bothered to get up off the couch, come down from your ivory towers, and take readings with your Geiger counters.
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